A while ago, I came across a friend who was holding a beautiful cat as he petted it.
I asked, "Your cat is really nice! What's its name?" He stayed quiet for a bit, then answered, "It's Purnama Utaminingsih Setiawati Susnaminati."
Of course, I was shocked. I didn't expect anyone to name their cat with such long name. So I asked him again, "What do you call it with? You can't possibly call it with its full name on every time, right?"
"Right. It's 'PUSS'."