1. inside the police station, a sergeant was standing at a desk writing
he still wrote when the constable was bringing bert in, and he and
the constable were standing in front of the desk until the sergeant finished
3. finally,he looked up and said to be constable :''where did you find him?''
''he slept on a bench in the park. it was not
easy to wake him up. as I was standing there,he just went on
snoring. he snored so laudly, he
frightened the children.''
5. ''Did anyone complain?''
6.'' two little old ladies came up to me and told me that the snores made them nervous''
7. he turned to bert and asked him if he realized he was public nuisance number one.
the sergeant scratched his head and said he wondered what the piano students thought of bert's trombone