Jawabanmu

2014-02-04T20:23:47+07:00
- pak hadi:" aku tidak akan membiarkan anakku pakai rok"
  pak danu:" loh, kenapa pak?
  pa hadi : "karena anak saya perempuan"

-disuasana kampus
dosen: apa singkatan dari KHUP?
murid: Kasih Uang Habis Perkara, pak
murid lainnya: *tertawa terbahak-bahak*
dosen: *diam menganga*
suasan kampus kembali tenang
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2014-02-04T20:27:02+07:00
Di tempat les bahasa inggris
Teacher = Can you tell the colour in english?
Student = Blue, Green, pink, yellow
Teacher = Who can make sentence using the word green, pink,and yellow?
Good Student = When the yellow morning sun comes, I see a beautifull girl wearing a pink dress walking through the green grass
Teacher = Excellent!
Lazy student = I heard telephone ringing GREEN GREEN, then i PINK up and i said 'YELLOW, who is speaking there?'
Teacher = -_-