Jawabanmu

2014-06-13T14:39:15+07:00
CHILD
Children even have far more senses than their elders. This simple truth was demonstrated rather dramatically during a civil defense exercise in small town in Canada. 
Air-raid warning were sounded and thousand of people went into special air-raid shelters. Doctors and nurses remained above ground while police patrolled the streets in case anyone tried to leave the shelters too soon. 
The police stayed underground for twenty minutes and waited for the siren to sound again. Oh leaving the air-raid shelters, they saw the doctors and nurses were busy. Theoretical make-up and artificial make-up and artificial blood had been used to make the injuries look real. 
A lot of people were lying "dead" in the streets. A child of six was brought in by two adults. The child was supposed to be dead. With theoretical make-up on his face, he looked as if he had died of shock. Some people were so moved by the sight that they began to cry. 
However, the child suddenly sat up and a doctor asked him to comment on his death. The child looked around for a moment and said, "I think they are all crazy". 
2014-06-13T14:45:20+07:00
Meal or Preaching?
The local religious leader invited Nasrudin over for dinner one night.Nasrudin, not having eaten much that day, was famished when he got there, and eger to eat as soon as possible.After two hours, however, the religious leader had yet to offer Nasrudin any food, and instead spoke nonstop about a variety of religious topics.
As Nasrudin grew more annoyed with each passing minute, he finally interrupted the man and said, “May I ask you something?”
“What?” the religious leader answered, eager to hear some religious question that would prompt him to continue talking.
“I was just wondering,” Nasrudin said, “did any of the people in your stories ever eat?”


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Makan atau Berkotbah?
Pemimpin agama setempat mengundang Nasrudin untuk makan malam. Nasrudin, tidak makan banyak hari itu, supaya lapar ketika ia sampai di sana, dan berhasrat untuk makan sesegera mungkin.Setelah dua jam, pemimpin agama tersebut belum menawarkan Nasrudin makanan, dan malah berbicara tanpa henti tentang berbagai topik agama.
Tumbuh lebih jengkel dengan setiap menit yang berlalu, Nasrudin akhirnya bertanya pada pria itu dan berkata, "Bolehkah saya menanyakan sesuatu?"
"Apa?" Pemimpin agama menjawab, berharap mendengar beberapa pertanyaan religius yang akan mendorong dia untuk terus berbicara.
"Aku hanya ingin tahu," kata Nasrudin, "memang salah satu orang dalam cerita Anda pernah makan?"