It's sunday     

  One day, I woke up early. I went to school at 6 am. After arrive at school, there is nobody at school. My class was locked. I was waiting until 7 am, but nobody came. I thought there is a disaster attack my school, but everything is normal. In the next 30 minutes, I Call my friend and i asked “where are you”, “at home” he said. “why you don’t go to school?” “I want to sleep” he said and close my call. After calling many friends, but no answer, i became psimistic. In my mind, maybe there are some mafia want to go to my school. After thinking a lot, i decided to go to my principal house. When i arrived, my principal still sleep. His wife woke him up. After woke up, i ask him “why there is nobody go to school, include you sir?”. “It’s Sunday” he said with laughing

sumber: google
Joe’s Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
“Why did you get such a low mark on that test?” Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, “Because of absence.”
“You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” Mother wondered.
Joe replied, “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”

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